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@H@1SHORT SHARPS SHOCKS
@A@2Edited by Samuel L. Conan
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2Gas lady explodes to easy `listening music'. An unidentified woman who lives
2in the north west of England, turned on her favourite easy listening music
2and was shocked to recieve a powerful electric charge from her stereo. The
2shock caused her to trigger off spontanius combustion. Specialists say that
{2we have @7"nothing to fear from our stereos".
{7@3
3On the 8th April 1995 a "Very large rabbit with wide feet" was seen
3jumping around near Nelson's Column in London. Reports say it blended
3among the pigeons, sometimes crushing them. After about 10 minutes it just
{3ran off leaving a trail of dead birds.@7 Rabbit enthuisasts@3 say it could be
3the "Beast of Bodmin moore on a day trip".
{3@4
4While flicking through the Sinartra Cds at WHSmiths, East Grinstead, an
4elderly gentleman was shocked to find a mysterious silver tablet, engraved
4with spiritual norse mythology. An expert from the London Natural History
4Museum says it is almost certainly a part of a Viking burial set, discovered
4in Yorkshire in the 1921 The horde was subsequently lost in 1923 and the
4whereabouts are now unknown. Norweigen religious groups have issued a
{4statement telling the museum to @7leave the tablet alone@4. They believe it holds
4a curse and that the eventual outcome can only be death and misery.
{4@5
5During the reinactment of a medival battle by a group of amatuer enthusiasts
{5@7the fake weapons they were using `changed'@5 so that the cannons were fully
5loaded and the guns with bullets. The outcome is that many people ended up
5being wounded and had to be taken down to the local casulty department. The
5wounded party were ushered into a back-room by a student doctor. They
5subsequennly vanished and when the local constabilry checked up on them they
5found that none of them officially existed.
5
5Samuel L. Conan (c) 1995
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